I wonder if British people, sit around and do American accents

ratherdielaughing:

They do, and it usually sounds like Paris Hilton/a valley girl, or a Southerner. Highly entertaining.

(via wannabegradstudent)

Nothing makes me happier than the British food section at the Giant Eagle in Shadyside

Fucking UPS

‘delivered’ my package at 5:30 PM but it’s nowhere to be found. However, we were home, the door was unlocked and there was no knock or ring of the doorbell. And to top it off, we have a sign on the door that says please don’t leave packages because they get stolen. Gonna be so annoyed if it’s gone.

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Invention of the Day: It took two months and a whole team of MIT mechanical engineers and nano-technologists, but at long last, mankind has a solution to the ketchup bottle battle.

LiquiGlide, a “super slippery” coating, is made up of nontoxic materials that allow the condiment to pour out smoothly, the way it was intended. The lubricant can be applied to all sorts of food packaging, but ketchup had better be likely will be priority number one.

One of the biggest challenges the team faced was making sure the coating was safe to consume, which meant ingredients had to be FDA-approved. “We had a limited amount of materials to pick from,” said team member Dave Smith, an MIT Ph.D. candidate. “I can’t say what they are, but we’ve patented the hell out of it.”

[coexist]

Condiment lovers, rejoice.

I bought a half gallon of milk last night at Rite Aid

and it was $2.29. Umm what the fuck? When I bought milk at Temple it was $1.69.

Craziness I tell you, craziness.

Sasha and I before graduation :) I’m gonna miss this girl

GPOY most days.

(via fuckyeahdementia)

#cat  #hahahahahah  #gif  

Ahahahahaaaa

Oh and this was amusing. No left turns, no right turns and a cement wall straight ahead. Oh, Pittsburgh…

#Pittsburgh  #pgh  

Classes start June 4th and this just got here today… 500+ pages and there are no pictures :( Goodbye easy undergrad classes haha

Patent Dispute Holds Up Sales of 2 HTC Phones in U.S. ›

Figures figures figures figures figures figures figures because I’ve been patiently waiting for the HTC Evo 4G LTE.

This dog is awesome. When he’s not puking, pooping or eating something he isn’t supposed to, that is.