So Mack tells me
That when he tries to call me Sprint tells him “Your call cannot be completed at this time.”
I Googled it and it’s nothing to do with my phone, it’s Sprint’s shitty lack of routing the call correctly.
DOES THIS FUCKING POSSIBLY MEAN THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF PEOPLE TRY TO CALL ME FOR AN INTERVIEW
I’m thankful that this Steelers game is on NBC so I don’t have to watch that fucking Fox Sports robot turn into a god damn turkey 17 times
How bra stores seem to think things work:
- Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.